Dance life

Steve Wozniak, the Apple co-founder on ‘Dancing with the Stars’, has once again piqued my interest and I think his dancing should be shared with everyone so they experience the sadness and disgust I experienced. 

This guy is so cute when he’s just standing there smiling, you even feel bad for him because he’s doing so badly, but I just saw his dancing for the first time today and it was wrong.  Watching it, I felt dirty.  This old sweaty man is dancing with this hot young thing and you feel bad, like a bad person, watching it.  I saw him dance for the first time, and I felt like I just got kicked in the stomach I felt so sad and embarrassed for him.  He has sweat under his man boobs, and when he was trying to do a dance move over his partner I saw her helplessly on the floor and I just knew she was thinking, “this big sweaty pathetic man is smothering me and I’m scared he’ll find a way to crush me.”

What made me write this blog was one specific move he did last week, the worm.  If anyone knows me they know that the worm is “my move.”  When I saw him do it I realized how lame it is, and I’m a little less proud of my ability to do the worm now.  As one of the judges said he wasn’t so much doing the worm, it looked more like an earth worm or a little slug. 

So here it is guys, the creepy video itself (the professional dancer’s little glance away from her partner like ‘Oh God help me’ is priceless):

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