Nov 14 2009
Rockettes!

Tonight I went to see the Radio City Rockettes Christmas Spectacular. The Rockettes were spectacular, but the show itself was a bit of a disappointment for a teenager. I was expecting the see an extravagant dance show with sparkly costumes, happy Christmas songs, and lots of kicking lines, but the show was too kid-oriented. I’m a kid at heart and I enjoy smiley cheesy characters but this show was a little too young for me, it was geared at kids who believe in Santa.
I was excited to get the see the famous Rockettes perform, and in the back of my mind I always felt that if I really committed myself to dancing I could have been a Rockette too, basically because Cameron dance is recognized of its kicking lines. The opening number was exactly what I’d expected. They were dressed as beautiful sexy reindeer. They performed a sharp and very esthetically pleasing jazz routine, equipped with the infamous kicking line. I was shocked at how simple the movements actually were. Everything they did was simple yet well executed so the effect was amazing, I felt my eyes glazing over trying to look at everything at once. The costumes were amazing and the props were incredible. I would love to be in such a professional looking dance. It was the only time I saw a group of girls in buns look truly beautiful.
When I focused on the dance I was captivated, but I the show itself made me feel a bit sad. We had bought seats in the Club section of the Bell Centre, but our tickets were updated to the red section close to the stage because they hadn’t sold many tickets. The audience was empty, and almost an entire section seemed empty. I felt horrible for the performers because this must have seemed like a pathetic show for them. Poor Santa who came out during the reindeer dance was trying to pump up the crowd, but he seemed to realize there weren’t enough people to cheer loudly.
Between the dances there was a story. Two brothers, one who didn’t believe in Santa, needed a Christmas gift for their sister. It was cute, but the best part about the whole acting portion of the show was the poor security guard sitting against the stage. Every time Santa made it snow or used his magic to cause a shower of sparkles and confetti it showered down on the security guard who was covered in a layer of fake snow by the end of the scene. There was also a group of six singers between dances who looked and sounded like the kids from glee.
The best dance the Rockettes performed was as tin soldiers. The dance was almost entirely focused on visual effect and most of the routine seemed to just be controlled walking and kicking lines, but with 18 girls in long white pants it looked fantastic. Asides from their basic kicking line dances there were others, like tap and ballet on pointe, that made me realize my random fantasies of ever joining the Rockettes were over. I realized that the dances weren’t simple, they made them look simple. They had one routine about Christmas in New York City where the dancers were kicking outside the windows of a tour bus as it moved around the stage. I was pretty amazed. They also had a routine as rag dolls and they used blocks that spelled out Merry Christmas, even though I’d seen that bit in the commercial I’m still a sucker for spelling out words in dances, I think it’s really clever. They had an interpretation of the Nutcracker with big (slightly creepy) animals. The dancers wore huge suits, the kind a mascot would wear, and one of the bear heads could even blink its eyes…it was a little weird. They made up for it with their Santa dance. In this one they were wearing Santa suits with stuffing, no sexy Mrs.Claus outfits, and they did an amazing group routine that was once again very sharp and precise.
The show ended with their rendition of the nativity scene, which looked great, but in my opinion wasn’t the best way to end a dance spectacular filled with glitz and glamour. When everyone came out to bow I was shocked, the whole show was less than an hour and a half. I was sad to see it end, but I couldn’t help but think that next Friday’s much less expensive 10$ ticket to New Moon would leave me more satisfied.



